Faux Tumblr: Installment 8
I guess Tumblr got sold or something and I don’t give a crap because I still haven’t given in and joined the Tumblr. I’m really quite proud of myself. Don’t […]
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Ab Quest Week #15
Over the past twenty-four hours, I have learned a few things: If you go to bed with pomade in your hair, when you wake up you can easily sculpt it […]
Spontaneous Chicago: Part 2 – The Comfort of Wealth
I don’t think I’ve ever been happier to see hipsters again as I was then. Hipsters and gays and fashionistas and rich bitches with faces so full of poison they’re […]
