A Midget In Wisconsin
My cousin, Midget, the 40-year old man, (birth name Hannah, but I don’t think I’ve ever called her that) was here last week so we did an awful lot of […]
Monthly Archives: June 2013
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #36
LOVE: Airbnb: Years ago, I can’t exactly recall when or where, I became aware of this site. (www.airbnb.com) I was probably doing research on backpacking. I’m completely befuddled by this […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #2
Holla, Flock. Please stand up, open your hymnals, and sing along to our dear, beloved Beyoncé as she performs “Standing on the Sun” for your religious ecstasy. #sanasa! Thanks, Bey. […]
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #35
LOVE: Amazon Subscription: I am a bitch about espresso. I drink a ton (literally, I consume tons!) of it and I’m always running out. I haven’t had a chance to […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #1
Morning, Flock, and multiple blessings upon you, your oxen, and your staff. May the Holy Spirit’s goodness rain down upon you like dollars on a talented stripper in “da club.” […]
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #34
LOVE: Piano Songs I Can Actually Play: For some reason, people think that I am musical. Yes, I was the best clarinetist at Perry Schools for six years and yes […]
Blogs Of Old
Dear subscribers, I thank you for being a subscriber and for suffering through the daily flood of posts that I have been uploading. This website is the third iteration of […]
Remember When I Was Blonde?
I liked being blonde. I should do it again. My hair is, as Karen Walker once wisely said, such a disaster that even the Red Cross wouldn’t give it coffee. […]
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #34
LOVE: Pocket Doors: I am beyond obsessed with pocket doors. In fact, I think they might well be my favorite thing a person can do to their home. Why have […]
Let’s Bring Back…
[Advance warning: this is a long one. Also, support my hypothetical gubernatorial campaign!] I was born at the wrong time. I’ve always known this. I long for the olden days […]
Benjamin Phillips 