I liked being blonde. I should do it again. My hair is, as Karen Walker once wisely said, such a disaster that even the Red Cross wouldn’t give it coffee. I don’t know what to do. I was thinking of growing it out long again, but now I’m kind of over it. I want Adam Lambert’s hair. It looked great on Fashion Police tonight. Le sigh…I just need to get the stylist that One Direction uses. Then they need to add me to the group. I’d have such fun.