Faux Tumblr: Installment 2

And continuing on…

My second favorite painting in the Louvre.

Modeling for the library, reading my second favorite book, The Historian.

Costume sketch for Britney’s Circus tour.

The scariest part of my youth was when Britney went crazy. I’m so glad that she’s better now.

Part of a bizarre children’s book I made for French class. Britney was searching for her missing children. It was awesome.

My favorite Lady Gaga look of all time. I just adore it.

Again, I shouldn’t laugh. I did, though.

Macabre chic.

My invite to one of Hyacinth’s Candlelight Supper! #totesamaze

We need to bring back this poster.


My kitten, Cici, with the crazily deformed legs.

Cats from Clue!

Tiger and Clea! My angels.

I’m making this for Chiffon’s Halloween costume.

My favorite chef at Le Cordon Bleu Paris. I found this online, this wasn’t my class. Never thought to get a picture with him. He taught me to make madeleines and the best way to soften butter. I became the master butter softener in class.

This chef complimented my croissants. Said they were the best. (They were.)

This provided me days of entertainment in High School. Picture swap = hilarity.

Bitching dentil moulding in my first Parisian apartment.

It’s too good.

My favorite painting in the Louvre.

The Death’s Head Moth is a stunning creature.

I’ve had this in my wallet since the day Aramis died. I love everything. Everything.

This is stunningly beautiful.

How did I get my hair like that? It’s perfect.

Oh Édith, I adore you.

I can just imagine her singing” La Chanson de Catherine” to me.

I just adore Edward Gorey’s work. It’s stunning.

This should be printed on every egg.

Martha’s gorgeous cat, Empress Tang.

Chef Cotte, one of the oddest fellows I’ve met.

Funny because it’s true.

Dirty Victorians!

I love Evita. Madonna did a great job. I’ve always wanted to be the President’s husband so that I can be a little like Eva.

I want to dress like this every day for the rest of my life.

Fashion! Frames! The desert! Why wasn’t I invited?

I’ve always wanted this hairstyle, but I’ve never been able to pull it off.

You so crazy, Alexander McQueen!

My guardian angels.

First pineapple in England.

My French class at Versailles. We went to a ball or something.

From the Born This Way release party in Paris. I’m the handsome man.

My friend’s cat. Ferocious.

How I feel every morning.









































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