Monday:

Why don’t you water all of your houseplants with coffee you didn’t finish? I’m not the world’s greatest horticulturist, but I have plants in almost every room of my house. I’ve started dumping my leftover coffee in the pots when I’ve let it go cold, and the plants seem to be thriving. I think they like caffeine as much as me. Maybe I’m killing them? I don’t know what coffee actually does to plants, but they seem fine!

Tuesday:

Why don’t you make a good resolution for the new year to make no resolution? I have given myself literal disorders in years past by trying to get abs and watch a movie every day. NO MORE! No, my resolution this year, if anything, is just to have more fun. The beginning of this year is going to suck. I’m taking a ton of classes, and Iowa is currently colder than the surface of Mars. I’m serious about that. Isn’t that wild? Get me out of here! But, I’m not going to stress myself out trying to be better than I already am! (Not trying to be conceited. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

Wednesday:

Why don’t you plan out your outfits for the entire week? Part of my daily to-do list is to figure out my ensemble for the next day. It makes the mornings much less stressful. While on Winter Break, I planned all my wardrobe choices for the upcoming week and it has been dreamy. I just yank out the planned clothes and put them on and head out the door. I feel like a Kardashian. Blessed!

Thursday:

Why don’t you go and get yourself a beautiful tattoo? Since I was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis, I’ve been meaning to get one on my thigh of a skeleton luxuriously sipping champagne and leaning out of a baroque window. That’s where my symptoms began…my thigh, not in a baroque window, and I think it’d be a charming memento mori. A reminder that death is coming, but life can be elegant whilst we wait for it. I finally stopped by a tattoo shop for a consultation. It’d be a bit bigger than I was expecting and around $300, but who can put a price on art? Go get tattooed!

Friday:

Why don’t you go to ALDO and stock up on boots while everything in the store is half off? By the time I post this, that sale might be over, and if so, why don’t you go to ALDO and stock up on boots and pay full price? They’re worth it. I legit gasped last night at the mall when I saw the sale going on and rushed in to buy myself something pretty. You can never have too many hats, gloves, and shoes, after all. Didn’t end up buying anything, but there were some ridiculous red suede ankle boots that were about mine.