Grumpy Cat Shirts & Sylvia’s Prediction
When I woke this morning, I found that I couldn’t walk. It seemed as if every muscle in my body had been strenuously worked out. It was strange. I guess […]
Tag Archives: California
Bat Wings, Public Urination, & the Most Handsome Waiter in the World
For some reason, I could not get to sleep the other night and I didn’t feel all that great when I got up. I wasn’t in the mood for much. […]
Cupcake Fatigue & Underwear Models
The twitter alerted me to several things I obsess about today. First off, the Golden Sisters were twerking. MANDATORY BREAK: God, I just love everything about them. Theresa is my […]
Exploring HOLLYWOOD
The bed in this apartment is all kinds of amazing. My bed back in Iowa is dreadful. I love nice beds. I have another one, I just have to get […]
Hollywood, I Have Arrived!
I’ve been busy since the second I was picked up at the subway station this Wednesday, so forgive me for not writing with my usually annoying punctuality. I’ve barely scratched […]
Adieu, Peasants, I’m Going To Hollywood (ON A TRAIN)!
July 1, 2013: If you’ve kept up with my blog at all or with my Facebook statuses or Twitter updates, you’ll know that I’ve been planning a trip to Los […]
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