Faux Tumblr: Installment 10

My picture folder is full again, so it’s time to share them with you! Maybe I should just get a real Tumblr? No. I can’t. I’ll never get off. The Internet already eats up a good chunk of my time. When I think of all the things I could actually achieve without the Internet…I push them from my mind because I love the Internet too much.

Let’s go!

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Break the ICE! Haha, do you see what he did there?

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There’s nothing cuter than old people cursing or acting like sluts.

002Stop. My body can’t handle this.

2013-08-30 23.47.05I SAID STOP!

BaaKZz8This is how I feel when people don’t understand my sense of humor.

enhanced-buzz-wide-8974-1377878888-7Yes! We must worship at the church of Miley! We can’t stop! We won’t stop!

joan-crawford-answering-fan-mailMe, after I become a celebrity. I plan on basing my career on the life of Joan Crawford.

paris-hilton-fanThis is how I picture myself all the time.

tumblr_inline_mqm8kn7nrr1qz4rgpCan I have her jaw? It’s perfect.

tumblr_ln9lfvY8zE1qc4cp9o1_500Samesies! It also makes me happy and friendly.

tumblr_m2wx3cFxKY1r1vileo1_500Audrey and I have the same reaction to human emotions.

tumblr_m20x59Q1c41qh66wqo1_1280I’m living for this cat in a dollhouse right now. Could anything be more amusing?

tumblr_mdrzy9dOAu1r2p19oo1_500Oh, how I miss San Francisco. It is my favorite city in America! What I wouldn’t give to be walking up and down Market Street or having dinner at Green’s.

tumblr_mgjwae4y4r1r3bsx0o1_250Me, today, at work. It took forever!

tumblr_mhp4h7xEfK1qdm4tlo1_r1_500Me, this summer, tanning in the vineyard. I developed quite a glow. I’m terribly sad that there isn’t much UV anymore and I won’t be able to get my suntan on until next spring. Maybe I’ll take up tanning in those beds.

tumblr_mojw9nrv3I1ql5yr7o2_250tumblr_mojw9nrv3I1ql5yr7o1_250I haven’t watched RHONJ in years, but I think it’s time to start again.

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tumblr_msvtpvQcM61sqhsqco1_500Me, whenever I go shopping for clothes.

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tumblr_mu3rcadYY91ql5yr7o1_500Same. I love Honey Boo Boo. I love Paris. This is perfect.

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