A Word From Reverend Benjamin #7
Holla Flock! I know that I’m awfully late writing to you this week, but I’ve been dealing with the immense spiritual knowledge that our patron saint, Paris Hilton, gave us […]
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Faux Tumblr: Installment 10
My picture folder is full again, so it’s time to share them with you! Maybe I should just get a real Tumblr? No. I can’t. I’ll never get off. The […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #7
Holla Flock, I forgot to make you a GIF this week of me blessing you, so here’s another picture of me, looking ravishing in yellow: I really love yellow. It’s […]
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