I don’t feel that I was ever a fat kid, but I was always chubby, and I was well aware of it. Until fourth grade I had been fantastically thin, […]

I cannot believe I have abandoned this blog for so long. I remember writing a year ago “now that my life isn’t so exciting, there won’t be much to write […]

I spent the first twenty-one years of my life waiting to be discovered… These words form the opening sentence from the first volume of my autobiography, a highly comedic and […]

I’ve never spoken much about my philosophies on life, but I suppose that is the best way to begin this post. I believe that thoughts are composed of energy and […]

As I mentioned in my last blog post, I have an overwhelming hatred of winter that I can’t control. Actually, I rather enjoy having something to hate, since I don’t […]

Something about me that you are probably well aware of (as I spout off about it every chance I can) is my all-consuming hatred of winter. I abhor the short […]

For my birthday, I wanted to go someplace different. Not the Olive Garden or some other chain restaurant, which I love, but hate myself for loving. Originally, I wanted Italian, […]

I know that I have been lax in my narrative duties, for which I apologize. If I have any readers left out there, today’s your lucky day because I’m going […]

We woke up far too early today so that we could finish packing our things up. I was excited and ready to go home, but a little reluctant to leave […]

I’m never very sad when people die, in fact, I’m usually rather happy for them. Maybe it’s because I don’t believe people ever really die and that they just move […]