What Is Everybody Talking About?
“Everybody’s talkin’ about the Brass Armadillo,” that irritating jingle used to play between every single commercial on every local channel for the longest time. I heard it so often that […]
An Afternoon In The Tropics
As I mentioned in my last blog post, I have an overwhelming hatred of winter that I can’t control. Actually, I rather enjoy having something to hate, since I don’t […]
My AeroGarden: A Love Letter
Something about me that you are probably well aware of (as I spout off about it every chance I can) is my all-consuming hatred of winter. I abhor the short […]
Royal Mile: A Review
For my birthday, I wanted to go someplace different. Not the Olive Garden or some other chain restaurant, which I love, but hate myself for loving. Originally, I wanted Italian, […]
A Cosmic Convergence
After the Britney Spears concert, I thought that I could die happy, even if I never had a moment of peace or satisfaction again in my life. Little did I […]
My Night At The Circus
Sometimes, there are events in your life that are just too good to be true, but then they are true, and they are even better than you could have ever […]
The Cat Man of Rue Saint-Sabin
I know that I have been lax in my narrative duties, for which I apologize. If I have any readers left out there, today’s your lucky day because I’m going […]
Yes, I Am A Terrorist
We woke up far too early today so that we could finish packing our things up. I was excited and ready to go home, but a little reluctant to leave […]
The Vacant Throne: Remembering Michael Jackson
I’m never very sad when people die, in fact, I’m usually rather happy for them. Maybe it’s because I don’t believe people ever really die and that they just move […]
My Martha Stewart-Worthy Macarons
When I lived in Paris, I fell in love. Not with a person, no, I love myself far too much for that nonsense, but with a pastry. A macaron to […]
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