More pictures I can’t control myself from saving! Enjoy, reader!
Oh, please come true! I’d pass out. I’ll campaign for her. I’ll make phone calls. I’ll bother people with emails. I’ll dry clean her pantsuits. I’ll take Bill out to dinner so that she can work on the campaign. I’ll do anything!
This is my dream home. Well, one of my dream homes. I’ve always known that someday I’ll have a chateau of some kind. It’ll probably be in the English countryside. I’ve not yet explored the French country, which I’m ashamed of. I need to do that. Perhaps next year when I’m in Paris?
Why’d you have to go break my heart, Zayn? You don’t have to marry that woman. I know you think she makes you happy…but it’s an illusion. How can you have forgotten that special night in Vegas when we met? It was August the sixth, we were surrounded by screaming preteens. You wore an attractive grey shirt and jeans, but I wasn’t looking at them. I was looking deep into your eyes as you gazed into mine, taking my breath away. I’ll wait for you.
Shimmying with Dolly would be a dream come true. We’d sing “Jolene” and talk about her boobs and she’d make me cry by singing me “Me and Little Andy” then lift my spirits by singing “White Limozeen.” Oh, what fun we’d have!
What I thought California would be like. Sadly, it wasn’t. Nicole didn’t offer to drink and drive with me when I saw her. I didn’t throw bleach on pool tables. I didn’t twerk up and down Melrose. I just wandered around.
Well, I do, so I will. Do you sleep naked? It’s one of the best decisions I’ve ever made. I started when I moved to Paris the first time and I’ve never gone back to being swaddled in pajamas. I can’t do it now. I feel like I’m being suffocated. I live for fashion in the day, but as soon as I’m in my bed…no.
This GIF of Gaga may well be my favorite image of all time. I’ve also done this with doors to shops. Doors to houses. Doors to school. Doors to cars. Why open your own when there are peasants willing and able?