WHY DON’T YOU? #141
Monday: Why don’t you pop a garbage can full of popcorn and sit down on your most comfortable couch and watch Feud from beginning to end? Reader, I cannot get […]
Tag Archives: Joan Crawford
Day 3: All That Ass At The Met
Before today, I had never visited the Metropolitan Museum of Art. I walked past it years ago when my mother took me on a surprise trip to New York City. […]
Faux Tumblr: Installment 9
More pictures I can’t control myself from saving! Enjoy, reader! Marlene Dietrich at the funeral of her good friend, my beloved Édith Piaf. It would have been amazing to wander […]
“But y’are, Blanche!”
After my triumphant trip to Joan Crawford’s house, I decided to continue on in a similar vein and seek out another building that meant something to me. All of Bette […]
Weeping At Joan’s & La Playa
Today’s events take place on Bastille Day, so BON JUILLET 14 À TOUS! Bonjour mes lecteurs français, je vous adore! Je souhaite que j’aie été avec vous! Learn French the […]
Let’s Bring Back…
[Advance warning: this is a long one. Also, support my hypothetical gubernatorial campaign!] I was born at the wrong time. I’ve always known this. I long for the olden days […]
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #30
LOVE: Spontaneity: I tried to think of a way to introduce this post without using an annoyingly common phrase such as “spontaneity is the spice of life.” Alas and alack […]
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #25
LOVE: Spring Cleaning: In the spirit of spring cleaning, I have decided to become a minimalist. If I am to be a world traveler and follow summer around the world, […]
Florida Escape Day 2
I should really buy a bed. Oh God, I sound homeless. Let me rephrase that. I should buy a new bed. I have a bed, I just hate it. I […]
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