I Got A Tattoo
I’ve never thought much of tattoos. They haven’t interested me much over my life, but I never had a problem with them. I took issue with ugly ones, of course. […]
Category Archives: margarita
I Met David Sedaris, or, “I shit in your mother’s mouth!”
Today was awesome and I think I found my calling. More on that later. It’s probably a false alarm anyway. I’ve made that bold declaration a hundred times before. I […]
Florida Escape Day 5
I woke easily and early this morning with a choked sob. I didn’t want to leave. I didn’t want to go back home to the cold and snow and ice […]
Florida Escape Day 4
I woke easily and early this morning which was odd because I am not a morning person at all. I loathe mornings and don’t believe it’s right to be conscious […]
Florida Escape Day 3
There were thunderstorms this morning, which woke me up several times. I never wake up to anything, so they must have been rather strong. I’ve been a light sleeper on […]
Florida Escape Day 2
I should really buy a bed. Oh God, I sound homeless. Let me rephrase that. I should buy a new bed. I have a bed, I just hate it. I […]
Florida Escape Day 1
I’m in an airplane right now typing this blog on my iPad. I love living in the future, but as much as this is the futurist future there has ever […]
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #18
LOVE: Readymade Margaritas: Whoever came up with this is a genius. I assume I should thank Señor Jose Cuervo. Is he or was he a real person? I like to […]
Margarita Macarons
I’ve become very fond of margaritas over the past year. Not the flavored ones so much, I prefer the traditional lime flavor. Never ever blended, mind you–always over ice. When […]
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