WHY DON’T YOU? #232
Monday: Why don’t you watch National Geographic’s exceptional miniseries Kingdom of the Mummies? It follows Egyptologists Dr. Ramadan Hussein and Dr. Salima Ikram (who I adore) as they excavate an […]
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THINGS I LOVED/HATED THIS WEEK #176
LOVE: Schitt’s Creek: Ever since Netflix was stupid enough to remove every episode of Murder, She Wrote, I have been lost and cast adrift. My life had less purpose without […]
THINGS I LOVED / HATED THIS WEEK #84
LOVE: Vampire Teeth: I have long loved vampires. Not the sparkly kind that twinkle in the sun, mind you. I don’t have any time for that Twilight nonsense. I read the […]
An ANTM Reject Reacts: Cycle 20 – Episode 4
Though Jessica and I were utterly exhausted by the nonsense we had been subjected to for the past forty minutes, we continued on with episode four. I’ve mentioned to you […]
Florida Escape Day 5
I woke easily and early this morning with a choked sob. I didn’t want to leave. I didn’t want to go back home to the cold and snow and ice […]
Florida Escape Day 3
There were thunderstorms this morning, which woke me up several times. I never wake up to anything, so they must have been rather strong. I’ve been a light sleeper on […]
Faux Tumblr: Installment 6
I seem to collect pictures off of the Internet. I think it’s something everybody does now, but they just stick them on their Tumblr, which I won’t let myself have. […]
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #8
LOVE: H&M I had this whole fantasy of going on a tremendous shopping spree at the Mall of America yesterday. My arms would be laden with bags from all of […]
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #7
LOVE: Waking up rested This morning, a bizarre thing occurred. My alarm went off at 5:15 this morning (I don’t remember setting it for such an unreasonable hour) and I […]
I Love You, Honey Boo Boo
I’m not a very patriotic American. I never get worked up into a nationalistic fury, I don’t say ‘God’ in the Pledge of Allegiance (Mainly because I don’t think whoever […]
Benjamin Phillips 