A Word From Reverend Benjamin #18
[Is the power of my beautiful new turtleneck overwhelming you? Believe me, I understand. I love this thing. Me and my future husband are bringing them back.] Holla Flock! I’m […]
Category Archives: model
MEN’S FASHION I LIKE #8
It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these posts, which I’m very sorry for. Fashion is actually one of the only things I’m passionate about, so I’m much […]
Things I Loved / Hated This Week #44
LOVE: Fasting: When I first started losing weight, I did it all by counting calories. That’s the only way to lose weight, I think. You can go on all kinds […]
MEN’S FASHION I LIKE #7
It’s time for more clothes and fancy outfits and handsome people! HOORAY! First off, this is the townhouse of my dreams. Also: BURBERRY and chic umbrellas. Please become my life. […]
A Requiem For “America’s Next Top Model”
[I wore this for picture day at work, but I’d also wear it to the funeral of a chic person. Please excuse my beauty.] I am finding the words I […]
An ANTM Reject Reacts: Cycle 20 – Episode 7
As you may remember from my previous posts, I really don’t want to do these anymore. I feel obligated, as always, and so I’m going to do a recap of […]
An ANTM Reject Reacts: Cycle 20 – Episode 6
My level of disinterest in this show is sad. It’s also at an all time high. I’ve been avoiding it all weekend. I don’t care to watch any more, but […]
Men’s Fashion I Like #6
I can’t wait until I’m rich or have a sugar daddy or somehow acquire an even more fantastical assortment of clothing. Few things in the world delight me more than […]
An ANTM Reject Reacts: Cycle 20 – Episode 4
Though Jessica and I were utterly exhausted by the nonsense we had been subjected to for the past forty minutes, we continued on with episode four. I’ve mentioned to you […]
An ANTM Reject Reacts: Cycle 20 – Episode 3
I decided that not drinking before watching the show was an awful idea. You need alcohol to make it tolerable. No wonder Mike later got drunk on wine. (Did you […]
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