I Met David Sedaris, or, “I shit in your mother’s mouth!”
Today was awesome and I think I found my calling. More on that later. It’s probably a false alarm anyway. I’ve made that bold declaration a hundred times before. I […]
Category Archives: genius
Serving Kitten Realness
I can’t let myself have a Tumblr account for the same reason I can’t have Pinterest. I need my life. If I were to sign up for either of them, […]
THE RESOLUTION IS COMPLETE: MY TOP 20 FILMS OF 2012
This bitch is done! I’ve been celebrating ever since the last blog post I did on my movie resolution. Then, I remembered I had to pick my favorites and I […]
Margarita Macarons
I’ve become very fond of margaritas over the past year. Not the flavored ones so much, I prefer the traditional lime flavor. Never ever blended, mind you–always over ice. When […]
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #12
LOVE: Ikea Monkey: Gahhhhhhh! Darwin, I love you! The IKEA monkey is the greatest story of all time. You’ve seen the reports, you’ve laughed at the memes, you’ve wondered how […]
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #8
LOVE: H&M I had this whole fantasy of going on a tremendous shopping spree at the Mall of America yesterday. My arms would be laden with bags from all of […]
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #4
LOVE: – 5 County Cheese When I went to afternoon tea at the Grand Floridian Resort at Disney World, I tried a great many things that I had never had […]
Martha’s Back
A lot of people dislike Martha Stewart, which is something I have never understood. They say she’s a convict, I say hell yeah! Not only is Martha a brilliant cook, […]
I Love You, Honey Boo Boo
I’m not a very patriotic American. I never get worked up into a nationalistic fury, I don’t say ‘God’ in the Pledge of Allegiance (Mainly because I don’t think whoever […]
Benjamin Phillips 