WHY DON’T YOU? #229
Monday: Why don’t you spend some time cleaning up your yard? I’m not talking about trash or a dishwasher on the curb you can’t get rid of. I’m talking landscaping. […]
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Matinka Meets Harry Styles, or, A STAR (aka: ME) Under the Overpass
I was glad to be out of that hotel and on the streets of San Francisco to find some breakfast. We were very close to the Little Italy area…or is […]
Why Don’t You? #75
Monday: Why don’t you start a ghastly rumor about your house so that your neighbors and their squawking children stop being so friendly? I live in the country for a […]
Requiem For Joan Rivers
It’s been a very sad day for me. I’m not even sure where to begin. I’m rarely at a loss for words when I’m writing, but I have so many […]
LONDON: DOLLY PARTON IS MY QUEEN AND SAVIOR
View this post on Instagram I've never been more stressed. Why must they go on at the same time??? A post shared by Benjamin Phillips (@bdphillips) on Jun 28, 2014 […]
Why Don’t You? #40
[FYI: This post is coming to you from the past. I set it to publish back when I was in America. As you’re reading this, I should be in […]
A Party In the USA, or, I Dance With the Stars
Do you remember when Marion Cotillard rightfully won the Academy Award for her triumphant role in La Môme? I don’t say deserved just because she was playing my beloved Édith Piaf, […]
Day 4: At The Theatre
I had a terribly difficult time waking up today, even worse than usual and that’s saying something pretty dramatic, reader. I didn’t come halfway across North America to sleep in, […]
Walking the Walk of Fame
Since I hadn’t managed to get to Hollywood Boulevard the other night, I decided to start my day off there. Even though it’s rather an awful place — and yet, […]
Celebrities and Kmart Thongs
I still hate that grocery store. For breakfast I had the brown rice puffs that I bought. I expected them to be crispy and slightly salty, but they were just […]
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