I Met David Sedaris, or, “I shit in your mother’s mouth!”
Today was awesome and I think I found my calling. More on that later. It’s probably a false alarm anyway. I’ve made that bold declaration a hundred times before. I […]
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Chic Storage
It’s 2012. Why the hell don’t we have wireless electricity, yet? It’s been invented. It’s been tested. It exists! It’s being hidden from us for some reason and it pisses […]
Benjamin Phillips 