Buying Heroin with Mickey and Kris Jenner
Jessica was thrilled as ever to be going to Disneyland. After all these years, I still don’t understand where she finds the energy for her enthusiasm. She can’t be bothered […]
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PARIS: A Nightmare In Disneyland
View this post on Instagram Disneyland Paris is much more fun in theory than in actuality. A post shared by Benjamin Phillips (@bdphillips) on Jul 15, 2014 at 1:03pm PDT […]
“Sir, the restaurant is on fire!”
I could not be bothered to wake up for breakfast. It was way more important to get my sleep, as you well know. So, I stayed in bed for an […]
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