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My life, as Amelia Edwards once said, is the "satisfaction of a purposeless curiosity."

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A Word From Reverend Benjamin #26: On Fasting

March 6, 2014by Benjamin Phillips 2 Comments

[No gif this week, Flock, my hair is a nightmare, so here’s a very important picture of me and my friend, Beyoncé.] Holla Flock! I forgot all about the sermon […]

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advice, Christian, diet, inspiration, Jesus, Lent, Mardi Gras, religion, reverend

A Word From Reverend Benjamin #13

November 20, 2013by Benjamin Phillips Leave a comment

Holla Flock! Many people who are religious leaders — like me! — are important and vital members of the community. You come to us for counseling and to hear confession. […]

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abs, ancient Egypt, fitness, inspiration, Jesus, religion, spiritual

Faux Tumblr: Installment 11

November 12, 2013by Benjamin Phillips Leave a comment

I still don’t have a Tumblr, but that doesn’t mean that I don’t spend at least an hour each day scrawling through different Tumblrs that I enjoy. Tumblr is like […]

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Amanda Bynes, Grumpy Cat, Jesus, Lady Gaga, One Direction, pageant, tumblr, Zac Efron

A Word From Reverend Benjamin #5

September 11, 2013by Benjamin Phillips Leave a comment

Holla Flock! A great big #sanasa to all of you and a word from two of our patron saints: Now, open up your hymnals to “Stole My Heart” and sing […]

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end of the world, Jesus, kitten, religion, reverend

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“If you don’t do it, you won’t have done it.” –Patsy Stone

“Things are fine, and life is fine. And life is so much fun. It’s one big movie.” –Joan Rivers

“My only ambition in life is to wear size 28 jeans.” –Karl Lagerfeld

“Buy an atlas and keep it by the bed; remember you can go anywhere.” –Joanna Lumley

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