Mother yelled at me at least fourteen times to wake up, but I didn’t really want to, so I didn’t. Then she yelled some more and I finally got myself […]

Christiana came this morning and was able to open the door! I feel like Paris Hilton, emerging from her cell after 23 days of solitude in her concrete Hilton. Now […]

Now that Christiana has come and gone we are free to go and experience the magic land that is Disneyland Paris or Euro Disney, as it is known. I went […]

This morning, after I finally woke up, we decided to go to the Monoprix to buy all the things that I need to live here. Along the way, there were […]

Yesterday, I said that I would be traveling to Disneyland today, well, that never happened. You see, I’ve spent the entire day, being held hostage in my own apartment. The […]

When I finally managed to wake up this morning after catching up on my sleep debt, Mother and I went outside to find the Monoprix. The Monoprix is like the […]

After I woke up, I was shuffled towards the van, and separated from my beloved cat, Tiger. What I will do without him? I know not. Then, we went to […]