Benjamin Phillips

My life, as Amelia Edwards once said, is the "satisfaction of a purposeless curiosity."

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Bureaucracy Of Snowy Poo

January 5, 2009by Benjamin Phillips Leave a comment

So like every morning that has ever passed by my eyes, I was too tired. I must have some kind of sleeping disease, but I’m not a hypochondriac, so I […]

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Loove Not Loovrah

January 4, 2009by Benjamin Phillips Leave a comment

Mother yelled at me at least fourteen times to wake up, but I didn’t really want to, so I didn’t. Then she yelled some more and I finally got myself […]

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I’m Free!

January 2, 2009by Benjamin Phillips Leave a comment

Christiana came this morning and was able to open the door! I feel like Paris Hilton, emerging from her cell after 23 days of solitude in her concrete Hilton. Now […]

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Painfully Frozen Magic

January 2, 2009by Benjamin Phillips Leave a comment

Now that Christiana has come and gone we are free to go and experience the magic land that is Disneyland Paris or Euro Disney, as it is known. I went […]

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Target Of France

January 2, 2009by Benjamin Phillips Leave a comment

This morning, after I finally woke up, we decided to go to the Monoprix to buy all the things that I need to live here. Along the way, there were […]

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Prisoner

January 1, 2009by Benjamin Phillips Leave a comment

Yesterday, I said that I would be traveling to Disneyland today, well, that never happened. You see, I’ve spent the entire day, being held hostage in my own apartment. The […]

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Video Walkthrough

December 30, 2008by Benjamin Phillips Leave a comment
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Boozy Fireworks

December 30, 2008by Benjamin Phillips Leave a comment

When I finally managed to wake up this morning after catching up on my sleep debt, Mother and I went outside to find the Monoprix. The Monoprix is like the […]

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United Is Crap (But Paris Is Lovely)

December 28, 2008by Benjamin Phillips 1 Comment

After I woke up, I was shuffled towards the van, and separated from my beloved cat, Tiger. What I will do without him? I know not. Then, we went to […]

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“If you don’t do it, you won’t have done it.” –Patsy Stone

“Things are fine, and life is fine. And life is so much fun. It’s one big movie.” –Joan Rivers

“My only ambition in life is to wear size 28 jeans.” –Karl Lagerfeld

“Buy an atlas and keep it by the bed; remember you can go anywhere.” –Joanna Lumley

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