CALIFORNIA: Thanksgiving In Paradise
I’m so desperately beyond on my blog posts. You all know the reasons why. I’ve told you in every post for the past ten months. I don’t think I’ve ever […]
Category Archives: Chateau Marmont
Why Don’t You? #99
Monday: Why don’t you befriend people who handle doves for weddings and other celebrations? This is not a simple recommendation, and I wouldn’t recommend it if I hadn’t gone to […]
Sherlock & Watson Visit the Chateau Marmont
I had a strange dream last night. I had curly blonde hair, but that was not the odd thing. I was teaching a math class (an absurdity in itself) on […]
My Glorious Return to the Chateau Marmont or The Curse of Passover
Another thing that I love about California is the time change. You wake up at a decent hour in the morning, but your body still feels as if it has […]
2013, A Reflection: Part 2
Perhaps it’s because the memories are fresher in my brain, but the second half of 2013 seemed a bit more momentous. Let’s carry on, shall we? JULY: *my motto for […]
Holiday Wish List 2013: PART 1!
Now that Thanksgiving is over, we can start in on the truly important thing: CHRISTMAS. I love Christmas, I always have and always will. I care nothing for the birth […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #11
Holla Flock! So many of you have been writing in and inquiring as to the well-being of our beloved patron saint, Beyoncé. She still hasn’t released a new album, and […]
Things I Loved / Hated This Week #46
LOVE: archive.org I’m fast developing an obsession with this website. It’s a remarkable treasure trove of material. You can find so many old gems if you dig a little. It’s […]
I Feel Like Lindsay Lohan & Adieu, Chateau
ATTENTION READER: THIS IS HOW I’D LIKE YOU TO PICTURE ME AS YOU READ ALL OF MY BLOGS FROM NOW ON. THANK YOU KINDLY. PROCEED. I didn’t feel all that […]
My Day At The Chateau Marmont, or, My Life Is Better Than Yours
Are you ready to squirm at the decadence and elegance I experienced today? You, as a peasant, will surely never know so much pleasure as a night at the Chateau […]
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