Why Don’t You? #7
Monday: Why don’t you dress your house up for Halloween already? There’s no holiday more delightful and we all love it. Buy an enormous number of pumpkins and fill your […]
Category Archives: Why Don’t You?
Why Don’t You? #6
Monday: Why don’t you go through your fonts and delete the dreadful Papyrus and loathsome Comic Sans? They make you look foolish and immature. Instead use wonderful and beautiful fonts […]
Why Don’t You? #5
Monday: Why don’t you sign up for an online class in art history or appreciation? Wouldn’t it be wonderful to annoy the peasants in museums and galleries with your bold […]
Why Don’t You? #4
Monday: Why don’t you volunteer at an animal shelter? Those darling creatures are infinitely more lovable and kind than the dreadful people you deal with each day. Humans are awful; […]
Why Don’t You? #3
Monday: Why don’t you buy yourself a pair of roller skates and simply glide about everywhere? Skate to work, through the halls, in a mall, skate through the office, skate […]
Why Don’t You? #2
WHY DON’T YOU? Monday: Why don’t you write a letter to your favorite member of a boy band, confessing your undying love before he makes the mistake of his life […]
Why Don’t You? #1
Diana Vreeland was the most marvelous creature and I adore everything she ever did and every word she wrote down. Her autobiography, D.V., has been one of the most influential pieces of […]
Benjamin Phillips 