2011 in Review: Part 3
SEPTEMBER: September was one of the last months that I remember feeling like myself. Everything was going along swimmingly. On one lovely day I decided to go for a bicycle […]
2011 in Review: Part 2.5
I walked off about 15 pounds and had to be creative with my wardrobe due to the heat. I love that belt…I wonder where I put it?: Jessica and I […]
2011 in Review: Part 2
MAY: May was a very busy month, I was in Paris most of the time, so I have thousands of pictures of the city. I’ll give you the abridged photographic […]
2011 in Review Part 1
I vividly recall December 31, 2010 because I effing hate Winter. It was an oddly balmy day so it stuck in my memory. All the snow was rapidly melting, and […]
Thank You, But I’ve Had Enough Tea
This post might seem misogynistic at first glance, but that is not my intention at all. I am going to complain about two women, but that should not make you […]
Manly Construction Project
Being a perfectionist is exhausting. I don’t know how Martha Stewart does it everyday all day long. Actually, I do, because the two of us are basically the same person–I […]
My First Alien Encounter
[This is not the alien that I saw. I was too caught up in the moment to whip out my cellphone camera, so please forgive me. I know that as […]
Drunken Cork Attack
I got myself up nice and early today. Since I was up, I decided to get some packing done while Jessica continued sleeping. She sleeps a lot and she sleeps […]
The Pig’s Foot
I woke early and oddly refreshed. I had gone to bed quite early, so I suppose it wasn’t altogether surprising, but to me it was still a kind of novelty. […]
Man Capris or Holy Heat Wave!
After yesterday’s peaceable nothing, we had a lot to get done today. Well, not really a tremendous amount, but we did have to leave the apartment. We had chocolates to […]
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