Chanel Tattoos
Le sigh…another Fashion Week has come and gone. I didn’t get invited nor did I walk in any shows. I suppose I would have to be a model or a […]
Author Archives: Benjamin Phillips
Applegasm
Can you breathe? Are you a quivering pile of goo? Can you hand me a cigarette? Why, you ask. Well, I just had the strongest Applegasm I’ve ever had, and […]
Movie Resolution: Week 33
August 12: Listen, Darling Of all the Judy Garland films I’ve seen so far, I enjoy the ones where she is young the most. She was so charming, infectious almost. […]
Movie Resolution: Week 32
August 5: The Strange Life of Timothy Green This film would make more sense if it were titled, The Incredibly Irritating Life of Tree Boy: Donde Está El Plot? It […]
That One Time “America’s Next Top Model” Retweeted Me
Yeah. That happened. You know what this means. Only a matter of time until I win. Here’s my audition tape again:
Chic Storage
It’s 2012. Why the hell don’t we have wireless electricity, yet? It’s been invented. It’s been tested. It exists! It’s being hidden from us for some reason and it pisses […]
Villisca Ax Murder House – Part 3
[I’m so sorry that it took me this long to post the third installment, I forgot all about it!] Previous Installments: Part 1, Part 2 Jessica and I were both […]
Movie Resolution: Week 31
July 29: Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days I enjoy these movies, such mindless fun. The books look like a drag, but the children I work with seem to […]
Movie Resolution: Week 30
July 22: Go Chase Yourself Long ago, or not so long ago, I can’t really remember and I can’t be bothered to look, anyway, long ago I told you that […]
Movie Resolution: Week 29
July 15: A Chump at Oxford I had never before seen a Laurel and Hardy film before. I don’t expect to seek them out, they aren’t my kind of humor. […]
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