The Beach in January – Part 2
We were all sick of Jessica’s pissy attitude. Father especially. He will punish her. He shoved her down. Deservedly so. He kicked her when she was down. Deservedly so. We […]
Category Archives: Florida
The Beach in January – Part 1
In the world, there are three places that I consider home to me. Of course, Iowa is one, but oddly, I feel least at home here than the others. My […]
Disney World – Part 4
Ma and I went to Downtown Disney when the luau was out because…well, why not? I had a hot chocolate that was quite like what you are served at Angelina’s […]
Disney World – Part 3
AHHHH! Is it a stalker? The only way to deal with a stalker is to cut off his stalk! One of my crazed fans?! Save me! Oh, it’s just Jessica. […]
Disney World – Part 2
Jessica, Gretchen, and I were up early to enjoy the day at EPCOT. This rosemary bush made me weep. It was January. At home, the earth was barren and brown. […]
Disney World – Part 1
I know you’re all pissed at me because I’ve kept you waiting for months and months to hear about my trip to Disney World. I posted a summary of my […]
Wild Africa Trek
Have you ever examined a crocodile and really studied it? Not at a zoo or someplace like that, we’ve all seen those sad creatures lounging about looking tragic. I mean […]
Going to Florida
I couldn’t sleep in at all this morning, because I was excited to flee the cold to the tropics, and because my internal alarm has been shifted from noon to […]
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