A Requiem For “America’s Next Top Model”
[I wore this for picture day at work, but I’d also wear it to the funeral of a chic person. Please excuse my beauty.] I am finding the words I […]
Tag Archives: ANTM
An ANTM Reject Reacts: Cycle 20 – Episode 7
As you may remember from my previous posts, I really don’t want to do these anymore. I feel obligated, as always, and so I’m going to do a recap of […]
An ANTM Reject Reacts: Cycle 20 – Episode 6
My level of disinterest in this show is sad. It’s also at an all time high. I’ve been avoiding it all weekend. I don’t care to watch any more, but […]
An ANTM Reject Reacts: Cycle 20 – Episode 5
Well, here we are again, ready to embark on another exhausting journey through forty minutes of inane, insane, and still somehow captivating reality television. I’ll never stop watching this show, […]
An ANTM Reject Reacts: Cycle 20 – Episode 3
I decided that not drinking before watching the show was an awful idea. You need alcohol to make it tolerable. No wonder Mike later got drunk on wine. (Did you […]
AN ANTM REJECT REACTS: CYCLE 20 – EPISODE 2
A day has passed and I am ready to start the next episode of America’s Next Top Model. Now that my already nearly nonexistent expectations for this show have been […]
An ANTM Reject Reacts: Cycle 20 – Episode 1
By now, I’m sure I’ve beaten it into all your brains how I was considered to be on the current cycle of America’s Next Top Model, how it would have […]
My Nemesis & Pricy Chapstick
Reader, I mentioned it the other day, but I’m going to bring it up again. I love sleeping so much. Like, I’m in love with sleeping. I’m having an affair […]
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