A Word From Reverend Benjamin #9
Holla Flock, Your reverend is apologetic for delaying this post for a day. Yesterday, I went to my desk and sat down to write this article, but then I started […]
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A Word From Reverend Benjamin #8
Sanasa and blessings on you all. May sunshine pour down upon you today and on all days. May you forever be in a windfall of cash, may you look extra […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #7
Holla Flock! I know that I’m awfully late writing to you this week, but I’ve been dealing with the immense spiritual knowledge that our patron saint, Paris Hilton, gave us […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #7
Holla Flock, I forgot to make you a GIF this week of me blessing you, so here’s another picture of me, looking ravishing in yellow: I really love yellow. It’s […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #6
Holla Flock! I totally forgot to write to you last week. Sorry. Then, yesterday, I just couldn’t be bothered. I was too busy being one with the Spirit. Napping, you […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #5
Holla Flock! A great big #sanasa to all of you and a word from two of our patron saints: Now, open up your hymnals to “Stole My Heart” and sing […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #4
Holla Flock! I must apologize for the late posting of this latest sermon, but it’s a doozy. Just you wait. First of all, September 4, this Wednesday, was the 32nd […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #3
Holla Flock! It’s been a long time. Since I’m sure you’re a loyal reader of my blog, you know where I’ve been and what I’ve been up to. No, I […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #2
Holla, Flock. Please stand up, open your hymnals, and sing along to our dear, beloved Beyoncé as she performs “Standing on the Sun” for your religious ecstasy. #sanasa! Thanks, Bey. […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #1
Morning, Flock, and multiple blessings upon you, your oxen, and your staff. May the Holy Spirit’s goodness rain down upon you like dollars on a talented stripper in “da club.” […]
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