Cupcake Fatigue & Underwear Models
The twitter alerted me to several things I obsess about today. First off, the Golden Sisters were twerking. MANDATORY BREAK: God, I just love everything about them. Theresa is my […]
Author Archives: Benjamin Phillips
SANASA & QUEEN
The tenth of July, when these events passed, is my sister’s birthday. So, happy birthday. Why do people capitalize it like: Happy Birthday? Is it grammatically correct? I wouldn’t think […]
Celebrities and Kmart Thongs
I still hate that grocery store. For breakfast I had the brown rice puffs that I bought. I expected them to be crispy and slightly salty, but they were just […]
Exploring HOLLYWOOD
The bed in this apartment is all kinds of amazing. My bed back in Iowa is dreadful. I love nice beds. I have another one, I just have to get […]
Hollywood, I Have Arrived!
I’ve been busy since the second I was picked up at the subway station this Wednesday, so forgive me for not writing with my usually annoying punctuality. I’ve barely scratched […]
Adieu, Peasants, I’m Going To Hollywood (ON A TRAIN)!
July 1, 2013: If you’ve kept up with my blog at all or with my Facebook statuses or Twitter updates, you’ll know that I’ve been planning a trip to Los […]
A Midget In Wisconsin
My cousin, Midget, the 40-year old man, (birth name Hannah, but I don’t think I’ve ever called her that) was here last week so we did an awful lot of […]
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #36
LOVE: Airbnb: Years ago, I can’t exactly recall when or where, I became aware of this site. (www.airbnb.com) I was probably doing research on backpacking. I’m completely befuddled by this […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #2
Holla, Flock. Please stand up, open your hymnals, and sing along to our dear, beloved Beyoncé as she performs “Standing on the Sun” for your religious ecstasy. #sanasa! Thanks, Bey. […]
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #35
LOVE: Amazon Subscription: I am a bitch about espresso. I drink a ton (literally, I consume tons!) of it and I’m always running out. I haven’t had a chance to […]
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