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Category Archives: cosmetic surgery

WHY DON’T YOU #184

October 1, 2018by Benjamin Phillips Leave a comment

Monday: Why don’t you get the latest surgery I’m obsessed over? It’s called MiraDry and it uses microwave rays to decimate the sweat glands in your armpits. Isn’t it wonderful […]

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advice, bed, cosmetic surgery, Diana Vreeland, election, inspiration, life, money, sad, sleep, suggestion, Why Don't You?

WHY DON’T YOU? #143

May 15, 2017by Benjamin Phillips Leave a comment

Monday: Why don’t you realize that you will almost assuredly never pay off all of your debt and learn to live with it instead of letting it be a crushing […]

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clothes, cosmetic surgery, Diana Vreeland, inspiration, Joan Rivers, money, shopping, suggestion, travel, Uncategorized, Why Don't You?

Why Don’t You? #121

November 14, 2016by Benjamin Phillips Leave a comment

Monday: Why don’t you get Coolsculpting instead of working out? As a skinny fat person (look it up. Very real), I’m obsessed with this. You go to a clinic and […]

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advice, cosmetic surgery, Diana Vreeland, election, Europe, food, Hillary Clinton, suggestion, Why Don't You?

Why Don’t You? #42

September 1, 2014by Benjamin Phillips 3 Comments

Monday: Why don’t you take a day or two to fix up your shoes? I don’t know anybody who regularly brushes or polishes their footwear, and I think that’s awfully […]

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advice, cosmetic surgery, Diana Vreeland, fashion, garden, hair, inspiration, shoes, suggestion, Why Don't You?

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