Drunken Cork Attack
I got myself up nice and early today. Since I was up, I decided to get some packing done while Jessica continued sleeping. She sleeps a lot and she sleeps […]
Category Archives: Europe
The Pig’s Foot
I woke early and oddly refreshed. I had gone to bed quite early, so I suppose it wasn’t altogether surprising, but to me it was still a kind of novelty. […]
Man Capris or Holy Heat Wave!
After yesterday’s peaceable nothing, we had a lot to get done today. Well, not really a tremendous amount, but we did have to leave the apartment. We had chocolates to […]
Scribbles & Scratches
This promises to be my shortest blog post of this trip. We hardly did a thing. Jessica decided that she couldn’t possibly leave the apartment as her toe was oozing […]
Effing Zoo
Jessica wants very little from this trip. I think she would have been happy with a long weekend where she could have visited Disneyland, the Virgin Megastore, a zoo, and […]
I Wanna Be On Top
Today was all about my America’s Next Top Model audition tape. I need to get it wrapped up, edited, and sent away to Tyra. She will see the link I […]
Amongst the Bones
We could just not get started today. Everything seemed to drag on and on and on. Jessica, who usually manages to get going eventually, no longer does. I’m pretty sure […]
Dita, Asparagus, & Molestation
I didn’t plan on today being the best day ever–I don’t think you can plan that. Besides I didn’t have any plans in mind for the day. In fact, if […]
Hey! I died there in a past life!
The repairperson was supposed to come today and fix the washer. They had already cancelled twice, so I was hoping they would again, but as I went to bed last […]
Are we in Paris, ancient Rome, or Marrakech?
I didn’t have any plans for the day when I woke up. I looked through my list, but nothing looked particularly engaging, so I browsed through a few walking tours […]
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