Why Don’t You? #8
Monday: Why don’t you dress completely in yellow? All shades of yellow, from dandelion to buttercream. I look amazing in yellow, so I can only assume the rest of the […]
Category Archives: fashion
MEN’S FASHION I LIKE #7
It’s time for more clothes and fancy outfits and handsome people! HOORAY! First off, this is the townhouse of my dreams. Also: BURBERRY and chic umbrellas. Please become my life. […]
Why Don’t You? #7
Monday: Why don’t you dress your house up for Halloween already? There’s no holiday more delightful and we all love it. Buy an enormous number of pumpkins and fill your […]
A Requiem For “America’s Next Top Model”
[I wore this for picture day at work, but I’d also wear it to the funeral of a chic person. Please excuse my beauty.] I am finding the words I […]
Things I Loved / Hated This Week #39
LOVE: Oven Roasted Tomatoes: Roasted tomatoes are a religious experience. Somehow, a few hours in a low oven brings out amazing flavor in those vegetable-like fruits. I don’t know if […]
Men’s Fashion I Like #6
I can’t wait until I’m rich or have a sugar daddy or somehow acquire an even more fantastical assortment of clothing. Few things in the world delight me more than […]
Why Don’t You? #1
Diana Vreeland was the most marvelous creature and I adore everything she ever did and every word she wrote down. Her autobiography, D.V., has been one of the most influential pieces of […]
Bitchy Bakeries & Liars On Hollywood Boulevard
Loathe though I am to admit it, I love being in bed. I love sleeping. I love napping. I like to sleep the day away. Now, I love day time, […]
Bat Wings, Public Urination, & the Most Handsome Waiter in the World
For some reason, I could not get to sleep the other night and I didn’t feel all that great when I got up. I wasn’t in the mood for much. […]
A Midget In Wisconsin
My cousin, Midget, the 40-year old man, (birth name Hannah, but I don’t think I’ve ever called her that) was here last week so we did an awful lot of […]
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