Things I Loved / Hated This Week #53
LOVE: SOUP: If I had to pick one thing to eat for the rest of my life, I’m almost sure that I would pick soup. In fact, I’m seriously considering […]
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Things I Loved / Hated This Week #47
LOVE: Tea In Chicago: Ever since I went to Chicago last year for a day trip to the Oriental Institute, I’ve been obsessed by the idea of going to tea […]
A Requiem For “America’s Next Top Model”
[I wore this for picture day at work, but I’d also wear it to the funeral of a chic person. Please excuse my beauty.] I am finding the words I […]
An ANTM Reject Reacts: Cycle 20 – Episode 7
As you may remember from my previous posts, I really don’t want to do these anymore. I feel obligated, as always, and so I’m going to do a recap of […]
An ANTM Reject Reacts: Cycle 20 – Episode 6
My level of disinterest in this show is sad. It’s also at an all time high. I’ve been avoiding it all weekend. I don’t care to watch any more, but […]
An ANTM Reject Reacts: Cycle 20 – Episode 5
Well, here we are again, ready to embark on another exhausting journey through forty minutes of inane, insane, and still somehow captivating reality television. I’ll never stop watching this show, […]
An ANTM Reject Reacts: Cycle 20 – Episode 3
I decided that not drinking before watching the show was an awful idea. You need alcohol to make it tolerable. No wonder Mike later got drunk on wine. (Did you […]
AN ANTM REJECT REACTS: CYCLE 20 – EPISODE 2
A day has passed and I am ready to start the next episode of America’s Next Top Model. Now that my already nearly nonexistent expectations for this show have been […]
An ANTM Reject Reacts: Cycle 20 – Episode 1
By now, I’m sure I’ve beaten it into all your brains how I was considered to be on the current cycle of America’s Next Top Model, how it would have […]
Freakum Pants & Tuxedo Dreams
After yesterday’s successful pant shopping, I was feeling in a much better mood. Shopping does that. You should go buy yourself something. I’ll wait…fiddle dee dee…ho hum…oh, you’re back! What’d […]
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