I Feel Like Lindsay Lohan & Adieu, Chateau
ATTENTION READER: THIS IS HOW I’D LIKE YOU TO PICTURE ME AS YOU READ ALL OF MY BLOGS FROM NOW ON. THANK YOU KINDLY. PROCEED. I didn’t feel all that […]
Category Archives: vacation
My Day At The Chateau Marmont, or, My Life Is Better Than Yours
Are you ready to squirm at the decadence and elegance I experienced today? You, as a peasant, will surely never know so much pleasure as a night at the Chateau […]
Dead People & Rich People
Can you guess what I’m going to write about first? I bet you can. It’s what I’ve started all my posts about! I LOVE SLEEPING! I slept in until about […]
My Nemesis & Pricy Chapstick
Reader, I mentioned it the other day, but I’m going to bring it up again. I love sleeping so much. Like, I’m in love with sleeping. I’m having an affair […]
Freakum Pants & Tuxedo Dreams
After yesterday’s successful pant shopping, I was feeling in a much better mood. Shopping does that. You should go buy yourself something. I’ll wait…fiddle dee dee…ho hum…oh, you’re back! What’d […]
Bitchy Bakeries & Liars On Hollywood Boulevard
Loathe though I am to admit it, I love being in bed. I love sleeping. I love napping. I like to sleep the day away. Now, I love day time, […]
Walking the Walk of Fame
Since I hadn’t managed to get to Hollywood Boulevard the other night, I decided to start my day off there. Even though it’s rather an awful place — and yet, […]
Weeping At Joan’s & La Playa
Today’s events take place on Bastille Day, so BON JUILLET 14 À TOUS! Bonjour mes lecteurs français, je vous adore! Je souhaite que j’aie été avec vous! Learn French the […]
SANASA & QUEEN
The tenth of July, when these events passed, is my sister’s birthday. So, happy birthday. Why do people capitalize it like: Happy Birthday? Is it grammatically correct? I wouldn’t think […]
Celebrities and Kmart Thongs
I still hate that grocery store. For breakfast I had the brown rice puffs that I bought. I expected them to be crispy and slightly salty, but they were just […]
Benjamin Phillips 