Faux Tumblr Installment: 7

I can’t stop saving pictures, so it’s time for another delightful installment of my faux Tumblr. Prepare yourself for fun.

Co%CC%82te+d%27Azur+329I have become obsessed with Jean Cocteau’s art again. It was so simple and yet so distinctive. I hate myself that when I stayed at the Hôtel Welcome in Villefranche-sur-mer, I wasn’t as appreciative of his pieces on display there. He used to stay in that hotel and even painted a chapel in the village that is now a French national treasure. I was more interested in the beach, my balcony, the cemetery, and the rubble pit that used to be the Hôtel-ker-Maria, though, so I didn’t think to go. Next time, I’ll fix my error.

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Me.

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I need this shirt more than I need anything else in this world.

tumblr_mfczbzh1rj1qcv80uo1_1280My cats are all desperate for this collar. They’re really hip cats.

tumblr_mh7jj3jKUu1r8x9g8o1_1280Who are they? Where is this tiger? Can we all be best friends? PLEASE?!?!?!?

tumblr_mh25bkewoL1qff6lzo1_1280Inspiration for wallpaper. Wouldn’t this be a stunning dining room? Not outside, of course, but the same idea.

tumblr_mhwtu26hQZ1r9943oo1_1280This is the saddest, yet most elegant toilet I’ve ever seen.

TWJ9mQpKittens and tequila!

tumblr_mjff1zVK2p1qmi2uko1_500I used to make fun of this quote, but I really get it right now.

tumblr_mhm14wjvPd1qkg5u5o1_500I cannot wait to be an old person and act like this all the time.

tumblr_mh4zri5hHF1qd11kxo1_500I wish this were real.

tumblr_mfbalc64Ut1rm1pqbo1_500Made me laugh.

tumblr_mdlaspFvRG1qa8vdgo1_500I need this in my life. I want to drink pink champagne and wear a suit and sit in there late into the night while old records play. Ahh…I was not meant for these days. My time was the early 20th Century.

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We have…like…so much in common. Hair and a love of beds.

tumblr_mewsm5Pneg1rbdxr4o1_500I’m Fat Amy in my mind.

tumblr_mfgv0xmyY21qff6lzo1_1280I’ve been wanting this sweater for ages! He found it at a thrift shop. #totesjelly

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TOM DALEY INTERLUDE:

Tom Daley LifeguardHelp! I’m drowning!

tommdGet dressed, Tom!

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Ok.

tumblr_mf1iclS2kH1qe4vldo1_500This looks like me, so I saved it. I think that phrase is supposed to be inspirational or something.

tumblr_mi6a4vrAp31qlvwnco2_500Next year’s Valentine #1.

tumblr_mi2vmnEtDx1r0qfsfo1_r1_500Next year’s Valentine #2.

tumblr_mhz9ikcVuw1r5pycvo1_500Next year’s Valentine #3.

Speaking of Tyra, let’s talk about the injustice of me not being on America’s Next Top Model. Here’s how my friends reacted:

tumblr_mhnhqqbGRs1rknrf9o1_500Paris and Nicole were shocked.

tumblr_mia0gnIVBI1qlvwnco1_500Ru was flabbergasted.

tumblr_mh3asb7DNp1qghn17o1_500Hillary told me, “Gurl, get over it, you’re better than reality television.”

Karl wanted to give me a hug.

tumblr_mhkbrbakQP1qgb5p1o1_500Once she could speak, Ru sent me some encouraging words while I was feeling down.

tumblr_inline_mjuecqRJtm1qz4rgpAndré and Ms. J were like, “Join the club.”

shocked_331x450Tom was this close to sobbing.

proxyGrumpy Cat was no help at all.

Le sigh…

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