Why Don’t You? #116
Monday: Why don’t you keep me in your thoughts and prayers and well wishes at this harrowing junction of my life? I’m not any more ill than usual, and I’m […]
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Why Don’t You? #111
Monday: Why don’t you buy all of your pants with a 2% spandex blend? I was opposed to things of this variety for years because I’m pretentious and think that […]
Why Don’t You? #90
Monday: Why don’t you find a bunch of nice used clothing at a consignment shop and take it to your tailor? You will have to wade through a bunch of […]
Why Don’t You #22
Monday: Why don’t you dress in unseasonable clothing? It’s negative two degrees out today, but I’m donned in my springtime picnic finery. It’s heavenly, mainly because I’m inside and there’s […]
Things I Loved / Hated This Week #56
LOVE: Lentils: Oh, I can’t begin to describe how much I love lentils. It’s a strange ardor and one that I never thought I would have. Since becoming a vegetarian, […]
Things I Loved / Hated This Week #49
LOVE: Laundry: This is one of the chores that I really rather enjoy. Don’t know why since I don’t care for any kind of labor, but I find laundry rather […]
MEN’S FASHION I LIKE #8
It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these posts, which I’m very sorry for. Fashion is actually one of the only things I’m passionate about, so I’m much […]
MEN’S FASHION I LIKE #7
It’s time for more clothes and fancy outfits and handsome people! HOORAY! First off, this is the townhouse of my dreams. Also: BURBERRY and chic umbrellas. Please become my life. […]
Men’s Fashion I Like #6
I can’t wait until I’m rich or have a sugar daddy or somehow acquire an even more fantastical assortment of clothing. Few things in the world delight me more than […]
Let’s Bring Back…
[Advance warning: this is a long one. Also, support my hypothetical gubernatorial campaign!] I was born at the wrong time. I’ve always known this. I long for the olden days […]
Benjamin Phillips 