Why Don’t You? #111
Monday: Why don’t you buy all of your pants with a 2% spandex blend? I was opposed to things of this variety for years because I’m pretentious and think that […]
Category Archives: LASIK
My Christmas List [or, Buy Me Things!]
The Christmas season is again upon us. I love Christmas. I love Hanukkah. I love Kwanzaa. I don’t give a crap for the supposed birth of Jesus or everlasting oil […]
Benjamin Phillips 