PARIS: Missing Karl
I don’t think I’ve ever been quite so traumatized as I was the morning of the eighth of July. Never in all my wanderings have I ever missed out on […]
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PARIS: Let’s Get Soaking Wet
Every day, I say that we must get started earlier, but we never do. I don’t know why I bother trying. I’m not a morning person and I never will […]
PARIS: An American In Paris
Back home, it was Independence Day. So, I wore a flag tank top when I was at the apartment. I didn’t wear it out on the town, not because I […]
PARIS: À La Recherche De Champollion
http://instagram.com/p/p9IQjBg27Y/?modal=true Jessica has a hard time dealing with my allure. People of all genders and walks of life flock to me. My light is so bright that no bushel could […]
PARIS: SLENDERTONE
If I don’t get a Slendertone, I’ll die, I’ll just die. All over Paris are advertisements for this magical belt that you wear and it works out for you. I […]
PARIS: Sauntering
Even though it would be nicer if the apartment was in Paris instead of Clichy, I think it’s marvelous. Everything, well almost everything, that a person could possibly need to […]
PARIS: Settling In
In this world, there are many places that I adore and love with an irrational passion. I could walk through San Francisco until my feet fell off. I could relax […]
LONDON: DOLLY PARTON IS MY QUEEN AND SAVIOR
http://instagram.com/p/pyJsaFA2zt/?modal=true Today was a monumental day in my life’s story. When my future biographers cull their notes together and begin writing, they will know that the 28th of June, 2014, […]
LONDON: Jessica Is Pissed (Mad Not Drunk)
Today we had tickets to go to an exhibit and lecture at the British Museum about the subject dearest and nearest to my heart: ANCIENT EGYPT. Betwixt these lovely events, I […]
Brighton: By the Sea!
[Our theme song for the day; I even wore stripes.] I’m not very good at waking up when I’m supposed to. I’m not very good at going to bed when […]
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