Iceland: Land of Love Scrotums
http://instagram.com/p/pgnd2Pg2_g/ I do not know how long I’ve been awake. I don’t know what time it is back home. I barely have a grasp on the current time here at […]
Category Archives: vacation
Why Don’t You? #37
Monday: Why don’t you stop buying bottles of juice and dedicate yourself entirely to juicing? I have a citrus juicer and I always forget how simple and tasty the fresh […]
My Glorious Return to HOLLYWOOD
My favorite part of LA is that you can wear sunglasses anywhere and nobody looks at your like you’re some giant douche. You can wear them into shops. You can […]
THINGS I LOVED / HATED THIS WEEK #67
LOVE: Calorie Counting: My love for this comes and goes on a daily basis. This weekend I decided to start counting calories again when I stepped on the scale and squinted […]
THINGS I LOVED / HATED THIS WEEK #66
LOVE: “Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best” Reality Series: Anyone who knows me knows that I absolutely adore reality television. Because I’m so well versed in the vast history of […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #28: On Spontaneity
Holla Flock! I have an absolutely thrilling announcement to make tonight. I’m so excited that I can’t bring myself to say it just yet. Let’s play a delightful game and […]
Day 5: Brooklyn Brim
I probably should have kept an app running to show how much I walked on this trip. It must have been at least ten miles a day. So, my body […]
Day 4: At The Theatre
I had a terribly difficult time waking up today, even worse than usual and that’s saying something pretty dramatic, reader. I didn’t come halfway across North America to sleep in, […]
Day 3: All That Ass At The Met
Before today, I had never visited the Metropolitan Museum of Art. I walked past it years ago when my mother took me on a surprise trip to New York City. […]
Day 2: Glorious Arrival in New York
I woke up about two hours after stumbling back to my seat, half delirious from being up for twenty-two hours straight. Not sure why I did that. I should have […]
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