My Alarming Transition Into Harry Styles
After a lengthy afternoon on the beach the day before, I decided I was a bit too burnt to tan again. It would not be very intelligent of me to […]
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The Heiresses Discover and Detest Dorms
After the concert, we still had another day in Santa Clara to recuperate from the excitement of the night before. I intended to visit the Winchester House, that famed dwelling […]
Russell Brand and the Fat Girl
“MOVE IT, FAT GIRL!” Spiderman shouted as he ran by my sister and I, clearly on his way to some important mission on Hollywood Boulevard, leaving startled silence in his wake. […]
Why Don’t You? #53
Monday: Why don’t you design a beautiful family tree and hang it above your mantle or on the walls of your stairwell? Many people find the majority of their family […]
THINGS I LOVED / HATED THIS WEEK #86
LOVE: Spectacular Spectacular Cocktail: Every Halloween, my sister, my father, and I get together for something that has come to be known as the “¡¡¡Shitty Phillips Halloween Spectacular Spectacular!!!” It’s our […]
PARIS: Let’s Get Soaking Wet
Every day, I say that we must get started earlier, but we never do. I don’t know why I bother trying. I’m not a morning person and I never will […]
THINGS I LOVED / HATED THIS WEEK #71
LOVE: Eurovision: There is a very special place in my heart for Eurovision. Not many people here in America have any reason to know about it, but there is a […]
Day 5: Brooklyn Brim
I probably should have kept an app running to show how much I walked on this trip. It must have been at least ten miles a day. So, my body […]
Things I Loved / Hated This Week #62
LOVE: The Wendy Williams Show: I don’t know what I’ve been doing not watching this show all my life — it’s phenomenal! Wendy is my new obsession, and I can’t […]
Things I Loved / Hated This Week #61
LOVE: Freezer Full of Bread: I enjoy baking artisan breads and I’m very, very good at it. No need to be humble about the truth, you know? Bread baking is […]
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