A Word From Reverend Benjamin #22: Spring Cleaning
Holla Flock! I’ve got no idea what I’m going to talk about yet for this week’s sermon, so we could be in for something quite rambling, or alternatively, something quite […]
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A Word From Reverend Benjamin #20
[Eddie and I are frozen. DAMN POLAR VORTEX. But, it’s absolutely thrilling to go to bed knowing that work has been delayed! THANK YOU, POLAR VORTEX. I’m obviously conflicted.] Holla […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #18
[Is the power of my beautiful new turtleneck overwhelming you? Believe me, I understand. I love this thing. Me and my future husband are bringing them back.] Holla Flock! I’m […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #17
Holla Flock! Oh, it has been such a glorious week. You surely know what I’m referring to; the magical surprise reappearance of my dear friend, Beyoncé. we’ve reconciled, and as […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #16
Holla Flock! Sometimes I feel as if I am a guardian for the holidays — a protectorate of the most basic of American values: commercialism! How are we to have […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #15
[This angry gesture is relevant to the beginning of this post. Also: purple hair, don’t care.] Holla Flock! It has recently come to my attention that my ministry is under […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #14
[Hey look! It’s me and my new GOLDEN IPHONE 5S! Be jealous.] Holla Flock! It’s me the Honorable Reverend Benjamin. I’m thinking of getting that on my license because…why not? […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #13
Holla Flock! Many people who are religious leaders — like me! — are important and vital members of the community. You come to us for counseling and to hear confession. […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #12
Holla Flock! I am super proud to announce the latest saint to our religion, delighted to broaden our pantheon, thrilled at the thought of: Donatella Versace! Yes! Queen Donatella is […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #10
Holla Flock! Didn’t mean to scare you with this week’s GIF. I freaking love Halloween. I even delayed the regular posting of this so that I could post it on […]
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