Why Don’t You? #5
Monday: Why don’t you sign up for an online class in art history or appreciation? Wouldn’t it be wonderful to annoy the peasants in museums and galleries with your bold […]
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Things I Loved / Hated This Week #40
LOVE: “The Last Time I Saw Paris”: The first time I heard this song, it was one o’clock in the morning and I was walking down Melrose in West Hollywood […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #5
Holla Flock! A great big #sanasa to all of you and a word from two of our patron saints: Now, open up your hymnals to “Stole My Heart” and sing […]
An ANTM Reject Reacts: Cycle 20 – Episode 7
As you may remember from my previous posts, I really don’t want to do these anymore. I feel obligated, as always, and so I’m going to do a recap of […]
Why Don’t You? #4
Monday: Why don’t you volunteer at an animal shelter? Those darling creatures are infinitely more lovable and kind than the dreadful people you deal with each day. Humans are awful; […]
Things I Loved / Hated This Week #39
LOVE: Oven Roasted Tomatoes: Roasted tomatoes are a religious experience. Somehow, a few hours in a low oven brings out amazing flavor in those vegetable-like fruits. I don’t know if […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #4
Holla Flock! I must apologize for the late posting of this latest sermon, but it’s a doozy. Just you wait. First of all, September 4, this Wednesday, was the 32nd […]
Why Don’t You? #3
Monday: Why don’t you buy yourself a pair of roller skates and simply glide about everywhere? Skate to work, through the halls, in a mall, skate through the office, skate […]
An ANTM Reject Reacts: Cycle 20 – Episode 6
My level of disinterest in this show is sad. It’s also at an all time high. I’ve been avoiding it all weekend. I don’t care to watch any more, but […]
Things I Loved / Hated This Week #38
LOVE: Pesto: I have a shocking confession to make to you. I’ve never made basil pesto. Well may you gasp! I made pesto out of arugula last year and it […]
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