2013, A Reflection: Part 1
I regularly feel like I’m wasting my life and have accomplished nothing with my time. I know that this can’t possibly be true, so to counteract these feelings of woe, […]
Category Archives: Beyonce
Things I Loved / Hated This Week #54
LOVE: Beyoncé, Obviously: I’m still not over Bey’s surprise album. None of us are. It was so unexpected and so glorious and so wondrous and so magnificent and so perfect. […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #17
Holla Flock! Oh, it has been such a glorious week. You surely know what I’m referring to; the magical surprise reappearance of my dear friend, Beyoncé. we’ve reconciled, and as […]
The Beypocalypse [or, Spontaneous Chicago 2.0]
[This is my favorite GIF of all time. Also, just FYI, this is a LONG post. Enjoy.] I used to get annoyed at Oprah when she would endlessly chatter on […]
Things I Loved / Hated This Week #53
LOVE: SOUP: If I had to pick one thing to eat for the rest of my life, I’m almost sure that I would pick soup. In fact, I’m seriously considering […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #15
[This angry gesture is relevant to the beginning of this post. Also: purple hair, don’t care.] Holla Flock! It has recently come to my attention that my ministry is under […]
Why Don’t You? #15
Monday: Why don’t you take voice lessons for singing or an accent? I’ve always wanted to be able to belt out a tune and then turn on a good posh […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #11
Holla Flock! So many of you have been writing in and inquiring as to the well-being of our beloved patron saint, Beyoncé. She still hasn’t released a new album, and […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #4
Holla Flock! I must apologize for the late posting of this latest sermon, but it’s a doozy. Just you wait. First of all, September 4, this Wednesday, was the 32nd […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #2
Holla, Flock. Please stand up, open your hymnals, and sing along to our dear, beloved Beyoncé as she performs “Standing on the Sun” for your religious ecstasy. #sanasa! Thanks, Bey. […]
Benjamin Phillips 