Day 3: All That Ass At The Met
Before today, I had never visited the Metropolitan Museum of Art. I walked past it years ago when my mother took me on a surprise trip to New York City. […]
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Day 2: Glorious Arrival in New York
I woke up about two hours after stumbling back to my seat, half delirious from being up for twenty-two hours straight. Not sure why I did that. I should have […]
Day 1: Tea In Chicago
After a forgotten number of months and years waiting to attend afternoon tea at the luxurious Drake Hotel, I finally made it and realized my dream. As I stirred sugar […]
Why Don’t You #28
Monday: Why don’t you take some time to clean up your DVR? They can so easily become overwhelming. Mine is stuffed to the bursting with old movies starring Joan Crawford, […]
THINGS I LOVED / HATED THIS WEEK #64
LOVE: Mummies As Cocoon: Ancient Aliens is one of my favorite television programs, but it’s very hit or miss. Ever since the first two seasons finished, it seems as if […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #27: On Insignificance
[“How you doin’?” I’m obsessed with Wendy Williams and have elevated her to sainthood. #SANASAS to us all!] Holla Flock! Are you more important than a tree or a rock? […]
Why Don’t You #27
Monday: Why don’t you spend the afternoon organizing the best pictures from your travels around the globe? It will be so nice to reminisce about the Royal Wedding you attended, […]
THINGS I LOVED / HATED THIS WEEK #63
LOVE: Solving The Père Lachaise Mystery Tomb Mystery: A few years ago, Jessica and I spent the day exploring nearly every road and alley of Père Lachaise Cemetery in Paris. […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #26: On Fasting
[No gif this week, Flock, my hair is a nightmare, so here’s a very important picture of me and my friend, Beyoncé.] Holla Flock! I forgot all about the sermon […]
Why Don’t You #26
Monday: Why don’t you spend the entire day speaking in a ridiculous accent? Do whatever you think is best. Perhaps French or Russian or Italian or even Southern American? It’ll […]
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