The Beypocalypse [or, Spontaneous Chicago 2.0]
[This is my favorite GIF of all time. Also, just FYI, this is a LONG post. Enjoy.] I used to get annoyed at Oprah when she would endlessly chatter on […]
Author Archives: Benjamin Phillips
Things I Loved / Hated This Week #53
LOVE: SOUP: If I had to pick one thing to eat for the rest of my life, I’m almost sure that I would pick soup. In fact, I’m seriously considering […]
“Bonkers” by Jennifer Saunders: A Review
I love Jennifer Saunders — she can do no wrong in my eyes. She is a comedic genius and a global treasure. Wonderfully, she has written an autobiography that only […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #16
Holla Flock! Sometimes I feel as if I am a guardian for the holidays — a protectorate of the most basic of American values: commercialism! How are we to have […]
Holiday Wish List 2013: PART 3!
Well, the snow is falling gently outside, which is pissing me off. I effing hate the snow. It’s so colorless and lifeless and cruel. Give me palm trees! What ever […]
Why Don’t You? #16
Monday: Why don’t you pick up a new hobby that’s unlike anything you’ve ever done? Recently, I’ve had the strongest desire to learn how to do parquetry. I have no […]
Things I Loved / Hated This Week #52
I’ve been doing this series for over a year and I’ve realized that I love many more things than I hate — most of the time — and I suppose […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #15
[This angry gesture is relevant to the beginning of this post. Also: purple hair, don’t care.] Holla Flock! It has recently come to my attention that my ministry is under […]
Why Don’t You? #15
Monday: Why don’t you take voice lessons for singing or an accent? I’ve always wanted to be able to belt out a tune and then turn on a good posh […]
Holiday Wish List 2013: PART 2!
I am on pins and needles to share the second part of my wish list with you. I couldn’t bear to wait until next week! I know that you probably […]
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