A Word From Reverend Benjamin #18
[Is the power of my beautiful new turtleneck overwhelming you? Believe me, I understand. I love this thing. Me and my future husband are bringing them back.] Holla Flock! I’m […]
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A Word From Reverend Benjamin #17
Holla Flock! Oh, it has been such a glorious week. You surely know what I’m referring to; the magical surprise reappearance of my dear friend, Beyoncé. we’ve reconciled, and as […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #16
Holla Flock! Sometimes I feel as if I am a guardian for the holidays — a protectorate of the most basic of American values: commercialism! How are we to have […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #15
[This angry gesture is relevant to the beginning of this post. Also: purple hair, don’t care.] Holla Flock! It has recently come to my attention that my ministry is under […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #14
[Hey look! It’s me and my new GOLDEN IPHONE 5S! Be jealous.] Holla Flock! It’s me the Honorable Reverend Benjamin. I’m thinking of getting that on my license because…why not? […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #13
Holla Flock! Many people who are religious leaders — like me! — are important and vital members of the community. You come to us for counseling and to hear confession. […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #12
Holla Flock! I am super proud to announce the latest saint to our religion, delighted to broaden our pantheon, thrilled at the thought of: Donatella Versace! Yes! Queen Donatella is […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #10
Holla Flock! Didn’t mean to scare you with this week’s GIF. I freaking love Halloween. I even delayed the regular posting of this so that I could post it on […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #8
Sanasa and blessings on you all. May sunshine pour down upon you today and on all days. May you forever be in a windfall of cash, may you look extra […]
Why Don’t You? #8
Monday: Why don’t you do some research on a religion you know nothing about? Won’t it be intriguing to know all about Hinduism or be knowledgeable about Zarathustra? You’ll surely […]
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