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A Word From Reverend Benjamin #30: On Death

April 24, 2014by Benjamin Phillips 1 Comment

Holla Flock, I have been a reverend for about a year now. In that time, I’ve never had the opportunity to baptize a baby, marry a happy couple, or proceed […]

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death, family, funeral, inspiration, mourning, religion, reverend

A Word From Reverend Benjamin #24: My Funeral Plans!

February 19, 2014by Benjamin Phillips 1 Comment

Instead of my traditional GIF greeting, let’s stare at my wintry good looks instead. #nofilter, well, maybe a little filter, but only to brighten the image. That’s the face that […]

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Beyonce, celebration, cemetery, death, drag queen, funeral, inspiration, Pere Lachaise

A Word From Reverend Benjamin #22: Spring Cleaning

February 5, 2014by Benjamin Phillips Leave a comment

Holla Flock! I’ve got no idea what I’m going to talk about yet for this week’s sermon, so we could be in for something quite rambling, or alternatively, something quite […]

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advice, cleaning, inspiration, interior design, religion, reverend, spring clean

A Word From Reverend Benjamin #20

January 22, 2014by Benjamin Phillips Leave a comment

[Eddie and I are frozen. DAMN POLAR VORTEX. But, it’s absolutely thrilling to go to bed knowing that work has been delayed! THANK YOU, POLAR VORTEX. I’m obviously conflicted.] Holla […]

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advice, inspiration, NYC, religion, reverend, travel

A Word From Reverend Benjamin #19

January 15, 2014by Benjamin Phillips Leave a comment

Holla Flock, Please send #sanasas to your beloved reverend. I’ve been sat on my couch in my elegant lounge for the majority of the afternoon after a day in bed. […]

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advice, education, inspiration, religion, reverend, technology

A Word From Reverend Benjamin #18

January 8, 2014by Benjamin Phillips Leave a comment

[Is the power of my beautiful new turtleneck overwhelming you? Believe me, I understand. I love this thing. Me and my future husband are bringing them back.] Holla Flock! I’m […]

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advice, fashion, fat, inspiration, model, religion, reverend, skinny, thin

A Word From Reverend Benjamin #17

December 18, 2013by Benjamin Phillips Leave a comment

Holla Flock! Oh, it has been such a glorious week. You surely know what I’m referring to; the magical surprise reappearance of my dear friend, Beyoncé. we’ve reconciled, and as […]

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Beyonce, Chicago, religion, reverend

A Word From Reverend Benjamin #16

December 11, 2013by Benjamin Phillips Leave a comment

Holla Flock! Sometimes I feel as if I am a guardian for the holidays — a protectorate of the most basic of American values:  commercialism! How are we to have […]

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advice, assholes, Christmas, Holiday, inspiration, religion, reverend, spiritual

A Word From Reverend Benjamin #15

December 4, 2013by Benjamin Phillips Leave a comment

[This angry gesture is relevant to the beginning of this post. Also: purple hair, don’t care.] Holla Flock! It has recently come to my attention that my ministry is under […]

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Beyonce, church, inspiration, religion, reverend, spiritual, Tom Daley

A Word From Reverend Benjamin #14

November 27, 2013by Benjamin Phillips Leave a comment

[Hey look! It’s me and my new GOLDEN IPHONE 5S! Be jealous.] Holla Flock! It’s me the Honorable Reverend Benjamin. I’m thinking of getting that on my license because…why not? […]

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advice, Black Friday, Holiday, inspiration, religion, reverend, Thanksgiving

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