Things I Love/Hate This Week #3
LOVE: – teatime At some point in my life, I will surely end up living in England. I haven’t decided when or where, but I know it will happen. I […]
Category Archives: England
Faux Tumblr: Installment 5
This should be my last of these posts. I hadn’t realized just how many pictures there were on my computer that I’ve saved needlessly! Still, there were many more that […]
2011 in Review Part 1
I vividly recall December 31, 2010 because I effing hate Winter. It was an oddly balmy day so it stuck in my memory. All the snow was rapidly melting, and […]
London – Day 3: “Slumlord Fabulous”
I woke up terribly sore this morning. It must have been from all the standing yesterday at the Royal Wedding. My shoulders ached something fierce, but I popped some pills […]
Royal Wedding Eleganza Extravaganza
Royal Weddings are a lot of fun. I know from experience, you probably don’t. Patriotic fervor and scandalous gossip about Prince Andrew’s “fancy women” and so much more. I never […]
London – Day 2 “More Common Pursuits”
Still basking in our glorious triumph over the other two million losers who were in the London streets vying for a glimpse of the Royals, Ma and I hurried back […]
London – Day 1
I do not know how I am still awake to be writing this. Why my body has not gone into shutdown mode I do not know. I had the worst […]
On The Way To London
I had most of my things packed away last night, so today I had very little to do except look pretty and put a few last household things in order, […]
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