Things I Loved / Hated This Week #43
LOVE: “The World According to Karl”: I have been on pins and needles ever since I learned that this book of Karl Lagerfeld’s most endearing quotes was going to be […]
Faux Tumblr: Installment 10
My picture folder is full again, so it’s time to share them with you! Maybe I should just get a real Tumblr? No. I can’t. I’ll never get off. The […]
MEN’S FASHION I LIKE #7
It’s time for more clothes and fancy outfits and handsome people! HOORAY! First off, this is the townhouse of my dreams. Also: BURBERRY and chic umbrellas. Please become my life. […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #7
Holla Flock, I forgot to make you a GIF this week of me blessing you, so here’s another picture of me, looking ravishing in yellow: I really love yellow. It’s […]
Why Don’t You? #7
Monday: Why don’t you dress your house up for Halloween already? There’s no holiday more delightful and we all love it. Buy an enormous number of pumpkins and fill your […]
A Requiem For “America’s Next Top Model”
[I wore this for picture day at work, but I’d also wear it to the funeral of a chic person. Please excuse my beauty.] I am finding the words I […]
Things I Loved / Hated This Week #42
LOVE: Tucci Benucch: I seem to be at the Mall of America rather frequently. Many times a year for various reasons. I was there yesterday and will be again to […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #6
Holla Flock! I totally forgot to write to you last week. Sorry. Then, yesterday, I just couldn’t be bothered. I was too busy being one with the Spirit. Napping, you […]
Why Don’t You? #6
Monday: Why don’t you go through your fonts and delete the dreadful Papyrus and loathsome Comic Sans? They make you look foolish and immature. Instead use wonderful and beautiful fonts […]
Things I Loved / Hated This Week #41
LOVE: Pasta al Burro: I’ve always been particularly enamored of alfredo, that creamy, cheesy, wonderful sauce that screams of heart disease, but is so delicious. For the longest time, I […]
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